Wilbur / SMP

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Wilbur is a haha loser short person who likes guardians for some reason and they're a fish person or something and they hate squids. That's offensive. What did squids ever do to you? Also Wilbur here doesn't respect their elders. Haha elder guardians are stupid dumb dumbs.

They are kinda gay but not really cause they're 6 feet apart...??! Ahahah that's so funky fresh Wilby that's so funny hahahah. They also play Friday Night Funkin and actually try like some gamer. Imagine being a gamer. That's so funny. They're also sus. Sus. Sus. Amongus in real life. sus. sus.

Wilbur was born at your mom's house with the weird ass name W-G91021. Do you get it? 9.. 10.... 21... whats 9+10?!???! 21!!!!! hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNGNY JOKES AUFHSHSHAHHDGDSGUHG.

"I removed the gender."

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Wilbur also kins Noelle and Dioan. Wilbur is a maid cat-girl. Send help.

I've run out of funny haha ideas. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh NAGITO KOMAEDA ON THE NINTENDO DS AHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA